Corporate Weapon

Synergy Dynamics · Employee Assessment

Privacy

Effective 21 August 2026

Corporate Weapon is a game about one workday. It is a plain static website: the whole thing runs inside your browser, there is no account, no login, and no server of ours that your answers are sent to. This page says exactly what that means, in the same detail we would want if we were reading it.

The short version

We do not collect personal data. Nothing you type or choose is transmitted to us, because there is nowhere for it to go. Three small values are stored on your own device so the game can remember what you have already played. Advertising will be added, and the ad network sets its own cookies — that part is described below, and it is the only part where anything leaves your browser.

Fiction, not diagnosis

Everything in the game is made up. Every scenario, message, meeting and character is fictional, written as satire: Synergy Dynamics is not a real company, its people are not real people, and any resemblance to a real employer, colleague or inbox is coincidental.

The result you are given — the four letters, the figurine, every page of the report — is a scorecard of the answers you clicked in a game, and nothing more. It is not a psychological, psychometric, medical or clinical assessment of any kind. No psychologist or physician was involved, no clinical trial or scientific validation stands behind it, and it has no diagnostic value in determining your character. It is entertainment, and it should not be used to make employment, health or any other real-world decisions.

What is stored on your device

The game uses your browser's localStorage, which lives on your device and is readable only by this site. It stores three values:

That is the complete list. None of it identifies you, none of it is sent anywhere, and all of it disappears the moment you clear this site's data in your browser. In a private window it disappears when you close the window.

The name you type

At the end of the day the game asks what name goes on the card. That name is drawn onto a picture by your own browser and is never stored and never transmitted. Close the tab and it is gone. If you share the card, you are the one sharing it, and only where you choose to.

What we do not do

There are no analytics, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting, no email capture, no third-party fonts and no external requests of any kind in the game itself: every file it loads comes from this site. We have no way to know who you are, and we do not want one.

Advertising

Google AdSense will be added to this site so that it can pay for itself. Once it is live:

You can review and change Google's own ad settings at myadcenter.google.com, read how Google uses information from sites that use its services at policies.google.com/technologies/partner-sites, and opt out of personalised advertising from many networks at once at optout.aboutads.info or youronlinechoices.eu.

If you are in the EEA, the UK or Switzerland

Before any ad is served to you, this site will show a consent banner from a Google-certified consent management platform, asking whether you agree to cookies and to personalised advertising. You can refuse, and you can change your answer later from the link the banner leaves behind. The game itself works either way — it does not need consent to run, because it does not collect anything.

Children

This is a joke about office email. It is not directed at children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect anything from anybody, of any age.

Your rights

Data-protection law gives you rights to see, correct and delete personal data held about you. We hold none: there is no database, no account and no log of who played. The three values described above are on your device and under your control — clearing this site's data in your browser deletes them, permanently, without asking us. For anything held by Google as a result of the advertising described above, Google's own privacy policy and controls apply.

Changes

If this policy changes — most likely when advertising actually goes live — the date at the top of this page changes with it.

Contact

Questions about this page: brianmjin@gmail.com. This site is operated by Brian Jin.

Before launch — for the site owner, not the player

This page is an accurate, specific draft written from the code, and it is not legal advice. Operator, contact and date are filled in; two things remain:

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