Synergy Dynamics · Employee Assessment
Privacy
Effective 21 August 2026
Corporate Weapon is a game about one workday. It is a plain static website: the whole thing runs inside your browser, there is no account, no login, and no server of ours that your answers are sent to. This page says exactly what that means, in the same detail we would want if we were reading it.
The short version
We do not collect personal data. Nothing you type or choose is transmitted to us, because there is nowhere for it to go. Three small values are stored on your own device so the game can remember what you have already played. Advertising will be added, and the ad network sets its own cookies — that part is described below, and it is the only part where anything leaves your browser.
Fiction, not diagnosis
Everything in the game is made up. Every scenario, message, meeting and character is fictional, written as satire: Synergy Dynamics is not a real company, its people are not real people, and any resemblance to a real employer, colleague or inbox is coincidental.
The result you are given — the four letters, the figurine, every page of the report — is a scorecard of the answers you clicked in a game, and nothing more. It is not a psychological, psychometric, medical or clinical assessment of any kind. No psychologist or physician was involved, no clinical trial or scientific validation stands behind it, and it has no diagnostic value in determining your character. It is entertainment, and it should not be used to make employment, health or any other real-world decisions.
What is stored on your device
The game uses your browser's localStorage, which lives on your device
and is readable only by this site. It stores three values:
cw_seen— the ids of the situations you have already been dealt, so a second workday does not repeat the first. It is a list of scenario names, no more.cw.codes.v1— the four-letter corporate codes you have earned, so the collection can show you which of the sixteen you have not seen yet.cw.taught.v1— a single1, once you have been shown the worked example, so you are not shown it again.
That is the complete list. None of it identifies you, none of it is sent anywhere, and all of it disappears the moment you clear this site's data in your browser. In a private window it disappears when you close the window.
The name you type
At the end of the day the game asks what name goes on the card. That name is drawn onto a picture by your own browser and is never stored and never transmitted. Close the tab and it is gone. If you share the card, you are the one sharing it, and only where you choose to.
What we do not do
There are no analytics, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting, no email capture, no third-party fonts and no external requests of any kind in the game itself: every file it loads comes from this site. We have no way to know who you are, and we do not want one.
Advertising
Google AdSense will be added to this site so that it can pay for itself. Once it is live:
- Google and its advertising partners set cookies or use similar device identifiers in your browser to serve ads, to limit how often you see the same one, and to measure whether ads work.
- Google may use those identifiers to show ads based on your visits to this and other sites — personalised advertising. Where consent is required, personalised advertising is only used if you have given it, and you can change your mind at any time.
- Those cookies are set by Google, not by us. We do not receive them, and we cannot read them.
You can review and change Google's own ad settings at myadcenter.google.com, read how Google uses information from sites that use its services at policies.google.com/technologies/partner-sites, and opt out of personalised advertising from many networks at once at optout.aboutads.info or youronlinechoices.eu.
If you are in the EEA, the UK or Switzerland
Before any ad is served to you, this site will show a consent banner from a Google-certified consent management platform, asking whether you agree to cookies and to personalised advertising. You can refuse, and you can change your answer later from the link the banner leaves behind. The game itself works either way — it does not need consent to run, because it does not collect anything.
Children
This is a joke about office email. It is not directed at children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect anything from anybody, of any age.
Your rights
Data-protection law gives you rights to see, correct and delete personal data held about you. We hold none: there is no database, no account and no log of who played. The three values described above are on your device and under your control — clearing this site's data in your browser deletes them, permanently, without asking us. For anything held by Google as a result of the advertising described above, Google's own privacy policy and controls apply.
Changes
If this policy changes — most likely when advertising actually goes live — the date at the top of this page changes with it.
Contact
Questions about this page: brianmjin@gmail.com.
This site is operated by Brian Jin.
This page is an accurate, specific draft written from the code, and it is not legal advice. Operator, contact and date are filled in; two things remain:
- Have it reviewed by someone qualified in your jurisdiction. What a policy must say depends on where you and your players are, and that judgement cannot be generated.
- Add a Google-certified consent management platform (CMP) before serving ads to the EEA, the UK or Switzerland. Google has required one since January 2024; without it, ad serving to those regions is refused. Installing and configuring a CMP is a deployment step — this page describes it, it cannot perform it.